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Steve Carlisi (Steve C, Steve the Bear) has passed away
It was with regret that Opie, Anthony & Jim confirmed the passing of former Executive Producer Steve Carlisi on the evening of July 11, 2012.
Louis C.K. wins a Grammy
Frequent Opie and Anthony guest and friend of the show, Louis C.K. won a Grammy Award for Best Comedy Album for the his album/DVD Hilarious (available in DVD, CD, and MP3 download).
Louis C.K. reacts and expresses his thanks on Twitter:
Im cooking rice green beans, steak for the kids (gf chicken fingers too) and someone just told me i won a Grammy. well golly.
Thank you to whoever decides to give those things to people. And thank you to people who buy things that i make and then laugh.
Louis C.K.’s good friend Jim Norton expressed his congratulations on Twitter:
Congratulations @louisck! Not only for winning the Grammy, but for doing it with red hair.
However, the question remains – what was Louis referring to regarding “gf chicken fingers” in his tweet? Was he cooking good fucking chicken fingers? Was he cooking his girlfriend chicken fingers? Gluten free chicken fingers?
Patrice O’Neal – A Few Words (The Interrobang)
The world of comedy and fans of free thought and expression are mourning the passing of Patrice O’Neal, who died today from stroke complications. Profane, but profound, savage but sincere, raw but real, you would have to go back to Richard Pryor or George Carlin to find a comic that initiated conversation as much as laughs. It’s difficult to be philosophical and street, but Patrice did it effortlessly. He could take even the most hot button topic, find the angle that no one sees (or does not WANT to see), and at the very least, make you begin to understand the mindset from which that point of view is coming from.
Comedy has been a place where one could work out their anger, fear and neurosis. When Patrice took to the stage, it felt more like a conversation than ‘an act’. Whether its ‘Late Night With Jimmy Fallon’, the Comedy Central roasts or even on his own special, he seemed more interested in the things surrounding him than the material he’s presenting. The opening jabs on his ‘Elephant In The Room’ special were priceless. His appearance on the Charlie Sheen roast was an off the cuff dissection of his fellow roasters as much as it was about Charlie and it killed. Despite the adoration of his peers, Patrice was content to have a cult following or as he called it ’boutique sales’. But judging by the overwhelming reaction in print and online, Patrice left a mark on the world.
Patrice O’Neal once described a life in comedy as a leap of faith and you keep falling. Thank you for taking the leap Patrice. We are all better because you did.
via: The Interrobang
Yes it’s true that our pal Patrice O’Neal has passed away. The funniest and best thinker i’ve ever known PERIOD. #devastated
Yes it's true that our pal Patrice O'Neal has passed away. The funniest and best thinker i've ever known PERIOD. #devastated
Did Bieber dump his load in this chick?
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Mariah Yeater v. Justin Bieber – Paternity Lawsuit transcript
I, Mariah Yeater, do hereby state and declare as follows:
1. I am over the age of 18 and competent to testify as to the following facts, which are of my own personal knowledge.
2. On the night of October 25, 2010, I attended a Justin Bieber concert at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, California. I was 19 years old at the time and was near the front row at the concert.
3. Immediately following the concert I was approached by a security guard who asked if I wanted to meet Justin Bieber backstage. I accepted the invitation and followed him backstage.
4. After waiting for a short period of time with several other young women, Justin Bieber appeared and engaged me in conversation. Immediately, it was obvious that we were mutually attracted to one another, and we began to kiss. Shortly thereafter, Justin Bieber suggested that I go with him to a private place where we could be alone. I agreed to go with him and on the walk to the private area in the Staples Center he told me he wanted to make love to me and that this was going to be his first time. He also said he would give me his phone number after we had sex and told me he wanted me to be at his future concerts too and he would give me backstage passes.
5. After walking away from the other people backstage, Justin Bieber found a place where we could be alone – a bathroom. We went inside and immediately his personality changed drastically. He began touching me and repeatedly said he wanted to fuck the shit of me. At that time I asked him to put on a condom for protection but he insisted that he did not want to. In his own words, he said that because it was his first time he wanted to feel everything.
6. Justin Bieber then quickly took off my clothes, and we had sex. He was on top of me with my legs around him. At the time I was on top of some type of shelf. The sexual intercourse itself was brief, lasting only approximately 30 seconds.
7. After Justin Bieber came inside me he was clearly embarrassed about how the sex did not last very long. He immediately put on his clothes and blew me off when I asked about seeing him again. I asked him for his private phone number, but he insisted on taking my phone number. We had no paper or anything to write it down on, and Justin Bieber was clearly not interested in getting his cell phone or any paper. He said he would just remember the number, which I told him.
8. When I later realized I was pregnant with Justin Bieber’s baby I tried to contact him through his representatives but no one ever called me back.
9. On July 6, 2011, I gave birth to a baby boy. That was exactly 36 weeks and 2 days after the sexual encounter with Justin Bieber. Based upon the timing as well as the fact that there were no other possible men that I had sex with that could be the father of this baby, I believe that Justin Bieber is in fact the father of my baby.
10. I am now requesting that Justin Bieber be compelled to undergo a paternity test to scientifically confirm that he is in fact the father of my baby. I also request that he provide adequate child support for my baby.
I swear under penalty of perjury under the laws of the United States of America and the laws of the State of California that the foregoing is true and correct. Executed this 30th day of October, 2011, in San Diego, California
By: Mariah Yeater, Petitioner
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Welcome ladies (Jim Norton in the NY Post)
When it comes to attracting women, 42-year-old New York bachelor Jim Norton has his charm. His sense of humor. But most of all, he has his Upper West Side apartment, purchased five years ago in a Trump building. Oh, did he mention it’s got breathtaking views through floor-to-ceiling windows?
“Women see windows — and skirts come off,” he says of his large one-bedroom pad, which also features a state-of-the-art kitchen with stainless-steel appliances.
“This one businesswoman, she came over, and she said she was ‘not like the other girls,’ ” he recalls of the guest, who announced that she did not sleep with men on the first date.
“Well, fast-forward an hour after seeing the apartment, and not only was she like the other girls, she was worse. They like the view.”
That certainly comes in handy when other elements of his seduction technique fall short.
“I remember another woman . . . I knew she was impressed with the place and decided to sleep with me,” says the comedian.
“I gave a horrible [sexual] performance. She walked around the apartment a couple of times before she left — almost reminding herself that this is why she just put herself through that.”
TOO SEXY FOR YOUR PLACE?
Norton, who has written two best-selling memoirs detailing his sexual exploits, points out what many men — and the brokers who sell to them — are realizing in the current economic climate. The right apartment can get you laid.
“With so many people out of work,” he says, “if a woman sees a nice place, that makes her much more willing to take the chance and sleep with you.”
Dolly Lenz, vice chairman of Prudential Douglas Elliman, has been noticing an increased emphasis among bachelors on what she calls “the sexy factor.” Rich guys — some of whom are fleeing life in the burbs after a divorce for the freewheeling life in downtown Manhattan — are increasingly buying lavish apartments to woo women.
“The swagger is back in the market,” she says.
And let’s face it: In New York, our standards — for dating and real estate — are different from what they might be elsewhere in the country. With space at a premium, most New York women aren’t expecting anything palatial — they’ll settle for the aforementioned view. Perhaps some parquet floors and a doorman.
“In New York, when you say porn, more people are likely to think you mean real estate,” says John, a multimillionaire financier who asked that his real name not be used. “Every two-bit banker at Goldman Sachs can buy you an expensive dinner or have a $175,000 Ferrari, but how many can have the $10 million trophy pad?”
John frequently lets his friends borrow his 5,000-square-foot Upper East Side apartment so they can bring home the ladies while he’s away on business. After letting a London hedge-funder borrow his flat for a few days, the financier reported that his friend was able to score every night with three women (though not at the same time). “He told me: ‘They were excited when they got to the door — and when they saw the view, it was a done deal.’ ”
But while ladies do love a room with a view, there’s something else they love — anything in the apartment that lends the man an air of domesticity. While the trophy apartments of yore might have been all about flashy effects — think shag carpets and wall-to-wall mirrors — these days, there’s a more subtle aesthetic at work. “We’ve gone from trophies that scream ‘bachelor pad’ to ones that scream, ‘There’s room for both of us here,’ ” says John.
Indeed, while Norton has a stunning state-of-the-art kitchen, he never sets foot in it to actually cook. He even keeps clothes in the oven.
For Ralph Sutton, 41, the appeal isn’t so much his Midtown West apartment, but rather his elevator — which opens straight into his loft. “If I wasn’t a single man, maybe my wife and I wouldn’t pick this apartment,” says Sutton, of radio show “The Tour Bus” and allaccessapp.com. “But being single, you want a place you’re proud to bring a girl home to. I think a guy who lives on the top floor of a sixth-floor walk-up better have some immaculate game.”
Jaf Glazer, a SoHo real estate broker with a roster of celebrity clients, certainly uses sex as part of his sell. His real estate signs proclaim “SoHo is sexy,” and when he describes the neighborhood to prospective (male) clients, he emphasizes that the district is teeming with models and beautiful women. He knows they’re on the hunt — and not just for real estate. “The spaces in SoHo we represent often fulfill the void people have in their life,” he says.
Mara Papasoff, managing director at Brown Harris Stevens, says that in the past, bankers looked for classic Park Avenue apartments, but now her clients shop for penthouse lofts. Lenz, who says that most of her clients could afford to buy in the Plaza, has also noticed this trend. “Today it’s a little ostentatious to be buying a Ferrari,” says Lenz. “But a trophy apartment says you’ve arrived.”
‘Women see windows — and skirts come off.’ Jim Norton’s living room.
Source: NY POST
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